So I came across this post over at Elemental Truths and thought I would share it with you in case you haven't come across it yet.
Step 1: Don't Link to Anyone Else.
Links help internet users find interesting, entertaining and useful content. In bound links especially stir up attention from search engines like Yahoo, Google, MSN Search, Ask Jeeves, or Lord forbid, Dogpile. Generally the more incoming links a site has the higher it is rated. You wouldn't want any of that pesky traffic slowing down the death of your site.
Read the full post here: Elemental Truths
It's a great read and as Reg says
"Well, my good and gentle reader, I think these ten steps will destroy your blog like sowing salt in your fields." Reg Elemental Truths